Just in! Love potion discovered in Shireton, VA

While celebrating their three year anniversary, Erin and Mike discovered a love potion burried beneath a Jade garden maintained by a local hobbit. The couple has since faced some critizim from the community, who feel the the potion would be wasted if used on their already madly-in-love relationship. Some witnesses had this to say..

“They’re clearly still in the Honeymoon phase, everyone can see that.. They should share some love with the rest of us. Its not fair!”

— Local couple

“If you see a couple happily skipping and smiling, enjoying each other’s company on a Scenic Sunday, thats them!! call 911!”

— Source close to the couple

We reached out to the owner of the hobbit hut, who had this to say..

“They stole that from me! It’s mine! And why were they even digging in my Jade Garden to start with!? A bunch of thieves with no respect for my property! What next, sleeping in my house?”

— Frodo

The Police Department has issued the following statement: Following the incident, we blocked all road exits; however, the couple managed to flee on kayaks. We’re doing everything we can to get the potion back.. Please let authorities know if you see the following culprit (Picture captured at scene):